"When I was about 5 years old, I decided to play beauty shop with all of the neighborhood kids, and I was the stylist. I proceeded to wash everyone's hair with the water hose and then I cut ALL of the children's hair on my street. I do have to defend myself, becuase my mom was one of those ladies who went to the beauty shop every Friday, so I had spent many hours at the beauty shop in my meager 5 years, so it was kind of like on-the-job training. I thought I had done a fantastic job, but well...now I feel sorry for my mom, having to explain that to all of the other moms!"
